The last thing you want in your helmet

Oh, I forgot to mention, while I was flying down the road bending over to minimize air resistance and maximize speed, I suddenly saw something I don't like. Walking across the inside of the visor of my helmet was a spider about the size of a half dollar. I immediately slammed on my brakes and threw off the helmet. I did it right where a bunch of indonesian kids were and they thought it was pretty funny. I told them I did it because there was a spider inside and they thought that was even funnier. I didn't think it was very funny.