Orang Kampung

Orang Kampung literally means "village person" (not to be confused with The Village People) but could be translated as "redneck" as well. So in honor of Jeff Foxworthy...

You know you're an Orang Kampung if:

1. You can fit more than 5 people on a 100cc motorcycle
2. You think toilet paper only belongs on a dinner table
3. You've had your picture taken with a westerner you don't know
4. You think a Britney Spears song makes a great ring tone
5. You sleep with a band-aid over your belly button to "keep the wind out"
6. You have wondered about the purpose of a trash can
7. You have tried to use a western toilet but your feet kept slipping off the seat
8. Your television and satellite dish cost more than your house
9. You own cows, chickens and goats but aren't sure where any of them are
10. You think there are two food groups: chicken with rice and fish with rice