Happy Singleness Awareness Day (SAD Day)
I'm still single so I can be bitter about it.
Here are some does and don'ts for singles on this SAD day.
Does:
1. Go for a walk in nature.
2. Buff up at the gym.
3. Stay home and eat whatever you want.
4. Watch a horror flick.
5. Wander around your neighborhood (or campus) with a waterballoon launcher and plenty of waterballoons.
Don'ts:
1. Go to the movie theater.
2. Go out to dinner.
3. Go to any mall with hearts of flowers showing.
4. Send a card to someone (Could be your last SAD day if you do).
5. Tag along with a friend on his/her date.
Happy SAD day everyone.
Here are some does and don'ts for singles on this SAD day.
Does:
1. Go for a walk in nature.
2. Buff up at the gym.
3. Stay home and eat whatever you want.
4. Watch a horror flick.
5. Wander around your neighborhood (or campus) with a waterballoon launcher and plenty of waterballoons.
Don'ts:
1. Go to the movie theater.
2. Go out to dinner.
3. Go to any mall with hearts of flowers showing.
4. Send a card to someone (Could be your last SAD day if you do).
5. Tag along with a friend on his/her date.
Happy SAD day everyone.
posted by Randall Knutson at
8:20 AM
2 Comments:
SAD--did you make that up? Rachel got a dozen roses delivered to her at school for Valentine's Day--from her little brother! Now that he has a job he can afford to make up for all those years of being mean to her!
By
Thainamu, at 9:24 PM
Oddly enough I didn't make it up. There are lots of people who celebrate Singleness Awareness day (sometimes called singles awareness day). I did make up the acronym SAD as far as I can tell. Someone may have done it before me but I've never heard of it.
By
Randall Knutson, at 8:36 AM
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